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"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible"

on-the-road musings of the evil one

September 18, 2008

 

1) May his car breakdown tomorrow so he can finally walk vs driving (since he drives on the 2nd lane of a 3 lane road at the ‘amazing’ speed of 25km/hour). That guy need a reason to walk isn’t it? 

2) Maybe I should just swerve slightly to the left & I might just ‘touch’ the irritating biker who’s straddling the ‘line’ but his legs are 20% occupying the lane - so that I can finally be clear of ‘obstables’ to move forward on the fast lane.

3) May a BIG splat of birdshit land on his windshield when he stays on the RIGHT lane at 30km/hour speed just so that he can stop talking on the phone - after all you are driving so slow - makes a perfect slow moving shit landing spot . (hey if you can’t multi task, go to the LEFT & stop the damn car)

4) May those white uniform traffic police be stuck in traffic jams 100% of the time when they are driving a car.

5) May their steering wheel refused to be turn because there was no light indicator indicated .. so.. was it?

So what does the ‘good’ one do during these ‘on-the-road’ sessions?  Nothiing of course! Cause the evil one has all the right reasons.  

 

 

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